"ANCIENT BOOK?" Why do journalists -- even at the Jerusalem Post -- think that something from the 17th century qualifies as "ancient"?

While I'm griping, is anyone else having trouble with the new banner ads for a company named Jamster which advertises "ring tones?" These seemingly ubiquitous ads either play obnoxiously loud music or, worse and true to the name, freeze my Firefox browser entirely so that I have to force quit it. This has happened twice this morning from the article linked to above, so clicker beware. Is this just me or is it a widespread problem?

By the way, I'm glad the Roman Jewish community got their book back, even if it isn't ancient.