ARAMAIC WATCH?
Homeless Man Uses Own Blood to Scribble Magic Spell on Miami Beach Holocaust Memorial (David Israel, Jewish Press). I don't know if this is the weirdest story PaleoJudaica has ever noted, but it's surely in the top three.
For more on "Abracadabra" as an Aramaic magical spell, see here and links.
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