MEL GIBSON'S THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST is to be released as a video game this summer. (Via Andrew Sullivan). I was going to say that I could hardly wait to see what the game companies do with the Second Coming, but then I kept reading and saw that the first in the Left Behind Games series is coming out this summer too.
UPDATE: Duh. It's a satire site, as Evy Nelson kindly pointed out to me. My mistake. Trouble is, it's weird enough to be true.