When I was an archaeologist on a dig in the Negev Desert in Israel, I came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, I called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!"
The curator told me to, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called me. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of papyrus in his hand that read, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
To be fair, most of the rest of the jokes in the article are worse.
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