CAN'T MAKE IT UP - THE BIBLE IN LIMERICKS:

Bible gets dash of poetic licence

A POETIC priest will undertake a marathon reading of his Bible-based limericks as part of this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Christopher Goodwins, 71, expects it will take him three hours to read the whole of his book, The Bible in Limerick Verse.

Mr Goodwins, who lives in The Causeway, Isleham, has condensed the Bible into 1,001 limericks, but has never given a public reading of the whole book.

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He even includes the Apocrypha. If I make it to the Fringe this year I'll have to keep an eye out for him. Click on the link for info on ordering his CD.